Matched with my ex's cousin. Send help or wine. ๐ท



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LMAOOO this is too accurate ๐

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This is criminally underrated

This is criminally underrated

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I need this framed on my wall

Pure gold content ๐

I can't stop laughing at this

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

This is the best thing I've seen all week

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.