My blood type is coffee. My personality is 'don't talk to me before my coffee.'



My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

This made my whole day better

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

This is the content I came here for

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

This is peak internet humor

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

The accuracy level is over 9000

This is the content I came here for

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

This made my whole day better

This made my whole day better

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets