I tried to make a gourmet meal. Now my smoke detector is singing opera.

Tried to bake a cake, ended up with a charcoal briquette. Send help.

Tried making a 'gourmet' grilled cheese. Ended up with a charcoal brick and a smoke alarm concert.

Tried to make a 'simple' cake. Now my kitchen looks like a flour bomb went off.

My attempt at baking a cake vs. the Pinterest recipe. Send help. And a fire extinguisher.

Ordered a gourmet burger, got two sad patties on a deflated bun. Expectations vs. Reality.

Ordered a gourmet burger, got a sad patty in a bun. My disappointment is immeasurable.