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My New Year's resolution to 'eat healthier' lasted 3 hours. Now accepting pizza donations.

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Not me sending this to 47 people

This meme lives rent free in my head now

The accuracy level is over 9000

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

This hits different at 3am

The way I screamed when I saw this

I can't stop laughing at this

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Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.