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My New Year's resolution lasted exactly 3 days. Send pizza.

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Not me sending this to 47 people

The internet was invented for moments like this

My therapist needs to see this

The internet was invented for moments like this

This meme lives rent free in my head now

Take my upvote and leave 😤

Adding this to my meme collection

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Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets