My dog thinks 'walkies' is a sacred ritual that must be performed hourly.

My dog just sneezed directly into my coffee. Guess I'm a cat person now.

My cat just stared at me while slowly pushing my coffee cup off the table. Zero regrets.

My cat just stared into my soul while slowly pushing my coffee cup off the table. This is my life now.

My cat just knocked my coffee off the table then looked at me like *I* was the problem.

My cat just knocked over my coffee for attention. I'm not mad, I'm impressed.

My cat just knocked over my coffee. My dog then licked it up. This is my life.