Just found my 'lost' phone in the fridge. Parenting brain is next level.



This is peak internet humor

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Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

This hits different at 3am

Saving this for future reference

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

This made my whole day better

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Bruh moment right here

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.