He listed 'fluent in sarcasm' as a hobby. I'm either marrying him or blocking him. #DatingApp



My therapist needs to see this

This is why I love the internet

This meme lives rent free in my head now

Adding this to my meme collection

I just spit out my coffee 😂

This is the content I came here for

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

It's 70 degrees and sunny here. Meanwhile, my friend in Canada is building an igloo. #WeatherReport

It's 70°F in February. My seasonal depression is confused. What's the protocol here?

Dating apps are just a highlight reel of humanity's finest awkward moments.

Public transport is just a social experiment to see how many people can avoid eye contact.

It's 70 degrees and sunny, but I'm still complaining it's 'too hot'. I am my own microclimate.

It's 70°F and sunny in California. Meanwhile, the rest of the world is experiencing all four seasons in one day.