Aunt Carol just asked if I'm 'still single' for the 5th time. It's only appetizers.



Pure gold content ๐

I just spit out my coffee ๐

The accuracy level is over 9000

This is the best thing I've seen all week

Whoever made this deserves an award

The accuracy level is over 9000

This deserves way more upvotes

The accuracy level is over 9000

Adding this to my meme collection

My therapist needs to see this

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.