My team won. I'm already planning the parade route and renaming my firstborn after the MVP.



Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Underrated post right here

This made my whole day better

The way I screamed when I saw this

Sharing this with everyone I know

I need this framed on my wall

I need this framed on my wall

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

This deserves way more upvotes

Literally me every single day

I just spit out my coffee ๐

Not me sending this to 47 people

Bruh moment right here

LMAOOO this is too accurate ๐

I need this framed on my wall

Saving this for future reference

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

My team lost. My entire week is ruined. I'm calling in sick. #SportsFanLogic

My team lost. I'm legally changing my name and moving to a new country. Don't contact me.

My team won. I'm getting a tattoo. My team lost. I'm burning my house down.

My team won, so I'm legally allowed to be insufferable for 24 hours. Them's the rules.

My team scores: 'WE ARE THE GREATEST DYNASTY EVER!' Opponent scores: 'RIGGED! FIRE EVERYONE!' #SportsFans

My team won. I'm pretty sure I just screamed so loud my neighbors called the cops. Worth it.