My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'needs more coffee.'



My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

This meme lives rent free in my head now

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

I can't stop laughing at this

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

This made my whole day better

This hits different at 3am

Not me sending this to 47 people

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

This is criminally underrated

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets