My team won. My neighbor heard my screams and thought I was being murdered. Worth it.

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This is peak internet humor

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

My team lost. I'm legally changing my name and moving to a new country. Don't contact me.

My team scores: 'WE ARE THE BEST EVER!' My team concedes: 'FIRE EVERYONE! THIS IS A DISGRACE!'

My team won. I'm getting a tattoo. My team lost. I'm burning my house down.

My team loses: 'Fire everyone! This is unacceptable!' My team wins: 'I knew it all along!'

My team won by 1 point. My neighbors now think I've lost my mind. #SportsFans

My team won, so I'm legally allowed to be insufferable for 24 hours. Them's the rules.