My blood type is coffee. My spirit animal is a triple espresso shot.



Pure gold content ๐

Not me sending this to 47 people

My therapist needs to see this

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

This meme lives rent free in my head now

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

This deserves way more upvotes

Take my upvote and leave ๐ค

Whoever made this deserves an award

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets