My bed is a professional kidnapper. It never wants to let me go on Mondays.



The accuracy level is over 9000

I need this framed on my wall

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

My therapist needs to see this

I need this framed on my wall

This is the best thing I've seen all week

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

My therapist needs to see this

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

This is peak internet humor

Why is this so relatable it hurts

Adding this to my meme collection

This is the best thing I've seen all week

This hits different at 3am

The internet was invented for moments like this

I feel personally attacked by this

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.