My brain during winter: 'Is it too early for a nap?' (It's 9 AM).



Not me sending this to 47 people

My therapist needs to see this

This made my whole day better

Literally me every single day

LMAOOO this is too accurate ๐

I just spit out my coffee ๐

Why is this so relatable it hurts

This made my whole day better

This is criminally underrated

Saving this for future reference

Sharing this with everyone I know

I just spit out my coffee ๐

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.