My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my coffee.'



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Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

The way I screamed when I saw this

Bruh moment right here

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

Bruh moment right here

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets