My blood type is coffee. My personality is 'haven't had my coffee yet.'



Literally me every single day

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

The way I screamed when I saw this

This is criminally underrated

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Adding this to my meme collection

The way I screamed when I saw this

Saving this for future reference

Ordered a gourmet burger, got a sad patty in a bun. My disappointment is immeasurable.

Tried to make a 'simple' cake. Now my kitchen looks like a flour bomb went off.

Ordered gourmet, got a sad squashed sandwich. Food delivery expectations vs reality is a whole genre.

Ordered a gourmet burger, got two sad patties on a deflated bun. Expectations vs. Reality.

Tried making a 'gourmet' grilled cheese. Ended up with a charcoal brick and a smoke alarm concert.

What I ordered vs. what arrived. My disappointment is immeasurable. #FoodDelivery