Me: *buys another 'essential' item online* My bank account: 'Are we a joke to you?'



The way I screamed when I saw this

The accuracy level is over 9000

This made my whole day better

I can't stop laughing at this

I can't stop laughing at this

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

I need this framed on my wall

I need this framed on my wall

My therapist needs to see this

This made my whole day better

The internet was invented for moments like this

I feel personally attacked by this

This is peak internet humor

The accuracy level is over 9000

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.