My smart home speaker just ordered 20 pounds of cat food because I sneezed. I don't even have a cat.

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Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

This meme lives rent free in my head now

Whoever made this deserves an award

Autocorrect changed 'I'm coming' to 'I'm combing'. My boss is now very confused.

Ordered 'designer' shoes online. Got two left feet. Literally.

Autocorrect just changed 'I'm coming' to 'I'm communist' in a work email. My career is over.

Heard a full opera on the bus today. 10/10 would ride again. #PublicTransport

The person next to me on the bus is having a full-blown opera performance.
Public transport at 8 AM: a symphony of questionable smells and existential dread.