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My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my first cup'.

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The accuracy level is over 9000

This is the best thing I've seen all week

Not me sending this to 47 people

This deserves way more upvotes

I just spit out my coffee 😂

LMAOOO this is too accurate 😂

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My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.