Attempted to bake bread. Ended up with a rock that could survive the apocalypse. #CookingFail

Ordered a gourmet burger, got two sad patties on a deflated bun. Expectations vs. Reality.

Ordered a gourmet burger, got a sad patty in a bun. My disappointment is immeasurable.

Tried making a 'gourmet' grilled cheese. Ended up with a charcoal brick and a smoke alarm concert.

Tried to make a 'simple' cake. Now my kitchen looks like a flour bomb went off.

What I ordered vs. what arrived. My disappointment is immeasurable. #FoodDelivery

Food delivery expectation: gourmet meal. Reality: looks like it survived a warzone.