My New Year's resolution lasted 3 days. Send snacks, I'm back on the couch.



This is why I love the internet

Whoever made this deserves an award

The internet was invented for moments like this

Not me sending this to 47 people

Literally me every single day

The accuracy level is over 9000

I feel personally attacked by this

This is peak internet humor

I just spit out my coffee ๐

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

This made my whole day better

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.