Me: 'I'll just check Twitter for 5 mins.' *3 hours later* My life: ๐



Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

I just spit out my coffee ๐

LMAOOO this is too accurate ๐

I can't stop laughing at this

Underrated post right here

The accuracy level is over 9000

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

This hits different at 3am

Take my upvote and leave ๐ค

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

LMAOOO this is too accurate ๐

I just spit out my coffee ๐

My therapist needs to see this

Adding this to my meme collection

This is criminally underrated

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets