Me: 'I'll just check Twitter for 5 mins.' *2 hours later* 'Wait, what was I doing?'



Why does this describe my life so perfectly

This is peak internet humor

I just spit out my coffee ๐

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

Pure gold content ๐

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

This hits different at 3am

This is the best thing I've seen all week

The way I screamed when I saw this

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Literally me every single day

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets