My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before it kicks in.'



Bruh moment right here

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

Pure gold content ๐

This is criminally underrated

This is the content I came here for

Sharing this with everyone I know

This made my whole day better

Whoever made this deserves an award

This hits different at 3am

LMAOOO this is too accurate ๐

This is the best thing I've seen all week

Not me sending this to 47 people

I can't stop laughing at this

Not me sending this to 47 people

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets