Dating apps: where 'adventurous' means they once ate sushi, and 'good listener' means they waited for you to finish.



Pure gold content ๐

Take my upvote and leave ๐ค

I just spit out my coffee ๐

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Not me sending this to 47 people

This is the best thing I've seen all week

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

I need this framed on my wall

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

I just spit out my coffee ๐

Pure gold content ๐

This is the best thing I've seen all week

Saving this for future reference

Take my upvote and leave ๐ค

This is criminally underrated

This is the content I came here for

This is criminally underrated

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.