My screen time report is basically a memoir of my life. A very unproductive memoir.



Underrated post right here

Pure gold content ๐

Adding this to my meme collection

Sharing this with everyone I know

Not me sending this to 47 people

Saving this for future reference

Not me sending this to 47 people

I feel personally attacked by this

Saving this for future reference

This meme lives rent free in my head now

Why is this so relatable it hurts

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

The way I screamed when I saw this

Literally me every single day

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets