Extrovert: 'Let's go to that huge party!' Introvert: *already planning escape routes*

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My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

Why is this so relatable it hurts

This is the content I came here for

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets

Friday night plans: Clubbing. Friday night reality: In bed by 9 PM with snacks.