My dating app bio just says 'Send me your best dog pics.' It's working.



Sharing this with everyone I know

Pure gold content ๐

I can't stop laughing at this

This meme lives rent free in my head now

I can't stop laughing at this

Pure gold content ๐

The internet was invented for moments like this

Literally me every single day

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.