My 'gourmet' meal looks like a crime scene. Send help (and pizza).



This made my whole day better

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

This is criminally underrated

Adding this to my meme collection

Not me sending this to 47 people

Bruh moment right here

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Tried making a 'gourmet' grilled cheese. Ended up with a charcoal brick and a smoke alarm concert.

Tried to make a 'simple' cake. Now my kitchen looks like a flour bomb went off.

Tried to bake a cake, ended up with a charcoal briquette. Send help.

My 'gourmet meal' turned into a charcoal briquette. At least the smoke detector worked!

Ordered a gourmet burger, got a sad patty in a bun. My disappointment is immeasurable.

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my first cup'.