Coffee time! Adventure Time style

Attempted to bake a cake. It now resembles a volcanic eruption. 0/10.

Ordered a gourmet burger, got two sad patties on a deflated bun. Expectations vs. Reality.

Ordered a gourmet burger, got a sad patty in a bun. My disappointment is immeasurable.

I tried to bake a cake. It looks like a science experiment gone horribly wrong. Send fire dept.

My 'gourmet' dinner turned into a charcoal briquette. Send help (and pizza).

Tried making a 'gourmet' grilled cheese. Ended up with a charcoal brick and a smoke alarm concert.