Tried to make a soufflé. Ended up with a delicious, but very flat, pancake.

Tried making a 'gourmet' grilled cheese. Ended up with a charcoal brick and a smoke alarm concert.

Tried to bake a cake, ended up with a charcoal briquette. Send help.

My 'gourmet meal' turned into a charcoal briquette. At least the smoke detector worked!

Tried to make a 'simple' cake. Now my kitchen looks like a flour bomb went off.

Food delivery expectation: gourmet meal. Reality: looks like it survived a warzone.

Food delivery 'gourmet meal' vs. what arrived. I'm suing for emotional damage.