My seasonal depression just filed for divorce from my will to live. It's getting serious.

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Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Adding this to my meme collection

Take my upvote and leave ๐ค

This is the best thing I've seen all week

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.