My dating app bio says 'fluent in sarcasm' and I still get 'what's your favorite color' messages.



This is the content I came here for

This is why I love the internet

This is the content I came here for

Saving this for future reference

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

The way I screamed when I saw this

I need this framed on my wall

This made my whole day better

The way I screamed when I saw this

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

Underrated post right here

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.