Just witnessed a full-blown opera performance on the bus. My commute is wilder than my dating life.



Forwarded to the group chat immediately

Not me sending this to 47 people

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

This hits different at 3am

I can't stop laughing at this

Pure gold content ๐

This deserves way more upvotes

My therapist needs to see this

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.