My blood type is now officially 'espresso.' Don't talk to me before my second cup.



Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

Sharing this with everyone I know

Sharing this with everyone I know

My therapist needs to see this

Take my upvote and leave ๐ค

The way I screamed when I saw this

Not me sending this to 47 people

I feel personally attacked by this

This meme lives rent free in my head now

Not me sending this to 47 people

Saving this for future reference

I can't stop laughing at this

The way I screamed when I saw this

Not me sending this to 47 people

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets

Holiday dinner: where 'how's work?' becomes a 3-hour debate on literally everything.