My team won! I'm screaming, crying, throwing things. My therapist is gonna hear about this.

My team won. I'm pretty sure I just screamed so loud my neighbors called the cops. Worth it.

My team loses: 'Fire everyone! This is unacceptable!' My team wins: 'I knew it all along!'

My team lost. My entire week is ruined. I'm calling in sick. #SportsFanLogic

My team won. I'm getting a tattoo. My team lost. I'm burning my house down.

My team won by 1 point. My neighbors now think I've lost my mind. #SportsFans

My team won, so I'm legally allowed to be insufferable for 24 hours. Them's the rules.