Just told my toddler the ice cream truck only plays music when it's out of ice cream. Genius or villain?

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This is the best thing I've seen all week

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The accuracy level is over 9000

I feel personally attacked by this

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

This deserves way more upvotes

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets

Me trying to study for exams while my brain is buffering 'existential dread'.