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My screen time report is basically a memoir of my life. Send help.

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This deserves way more upvotes

This made my whole day better

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Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

I can't stop laughing at this

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Pure gold content 🏆

This is criminally underrated

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My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets

Holiday dinner: where 'how's work?' becomes a 3-hour debate on literally everything.