My blood type is coffee. My love language is a fresh brew. Don't talk to me before my first cup.

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Why does this describe my life so perfectly

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets

Holiday dinner: where 'how's work?' becomes a 3-hour debate on literally everything.