My dating app bio: 'Fluent in sarcasm & pizza.' Still single. Send help. #DatingAppDisaster



I feel personally attacked by this

This is criminally underrated

Adding this to my meme collection

This is peak internet humor

This is the content I came here for

This deserves way more upvotes

This is why I love the internet

I need this framed on my wall

Not me sending this to 47 people

I just spit out my coffee ๐

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

The way I screamed when I saw this

My therapist needs to see this

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.

Holiday dinner: where 'how's work?' becomes a 3-hour debate on literally everything.