My blood type is now 80% coffee, 20% existential dread. Send more beans. โ๐ฉธ



The accuracy level is over 9000

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

This hits different at 3am

Pure gold content ๐

My therapist needs to see this

The internet was invented for moments like this

This is the best thing I've seen all week

Not me sending this to 47 people

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

Underrated post right here

This is the content I came here for

Sharing this with everyone I know

The accuracy level is over 9000

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

My therapist needs to see this

This is the best thing I've seen all week

This is criminally underrated

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets