My brain during exam season: 'Is sleep really *that* important?'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets

Me trying to study for exams while my brain is buffering 'existential dread'.

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.