My dating app bio says 'fluent in sarcasm' and I still get 'what's sarcasm?' texts. The struggle is real.



This is why I love the internet

Not me sending this to 47 people

Literally me every single day

This is peak internet humor

This is peak internet humor

This deserves way more upvotes

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.

Holiday dinner: where 'how's work?' becomes a 3-hour debate on literally everything.