My New Year's Resolution was to cook more. I ordered pizza tonight. Progress, not perfection. ๐



I need this framed on my wall

Whoever made this deserves an award

The way I screamed when I saw this

This is criminally underrated

My therapist needs to see this

This is criminally underrated

I need this framed on my wall

LMAOOO this is too accurate ๐

This hits different at 3am

Underrated post right here

I just spit out my coffee ๐

Why is this so relatable it hurts

This made my whole day better

The way I screamed when I saw this

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

My 'gourmet' dinner looks like a crime scene. Send help (and pizza). #CookingFail

Ordered a gourmet burger, got two sad patties on a deflated bun. Expectations vs. Reality.

Tried making a 'gourmet' grilled cheese. Ended up with a charcoal brick and a smoke alarm concert.

What I ordered vs. what arrived. My disappointment is immeasurable. #FoodDelivery

Food delivery expectation: gourmet meal. Reality: looks like it survived a warzone.

Food delivery 'gourmet meal' vs. what arrived. I'm suing for emotional damage.