My screen time report is basically a memoir of my life. Send help, I can't stop scrolling.

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.