Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *falls dramatically, expects superpowers*

Me trying to adult vs. how it looks in anime: *sparkles and epic music*

My brain trying to use anime logic in a real-life argument.

Me trying to adult vs. my inner anime protagonist reacting to a minor inconvenience.

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *runs dramatically in slow motion*

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *attempts to run through walls*

Me trying to dramatically run in real life like an anime character. Tripped over air.