My New Year's resolution was to get fit. I'm currently on my 5th pizza.

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Why does this describe my life so perfectly

This meme lives rent free in my head now

Why is this so relatable it hurts

This is the best thing I've seen all week

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me trying to study for exams while my brain is buffering 'existential dread'.

Friday night plans: Clubbing. Friday night reality: In bed by 9 PM with snacks.