My blood type is coffee. My love language is a fresh brew. #CoffeeAddict



The internet was invented for moments like this

Underrated post right here

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

This is the best thing I've seen all week

Ordered a gourmet burger, got a sad patty in a bun. My disappointment is immeasurable.

Tried to make a 'simple' cake. Now my kitchen looks like a flour bomb went off.

Ordered gourmet, got a sad squashed sandwich. Food delivery expectations vs reality is a whole genre.

My 'gourmet meal' turned into a charcoal briquette. At least the smoke detector worked!

Ordered a gourmet burger, got two sad patties on a deflated bun. Expectations vs. Reality.

Tried making a 'gourmet' grilled cheese. Ended up with a charcoal brick and a smoke alarm concert.