My 'crispy' chicken is now charcoal. Guess we're having cereal for dinner.

Tried to make a 'simple' cake. Now my kitchen looks like a flour bomb went off.

Tried making a 'gourmet' grilled cheese. Ended up with a charcoal brick and a smoke alarm concert.

Tried to bake a cake, ended up with a charcoal briquette. Send help.

Ordered a gourmet burger, got a sad patty in a bun. My disappointment is immeasurable.

My attempt at baking a cake vs. the Pinterest recipe. Send help. And a fire extinguisher.

Ordered gourmet, got a sad squashed sandwich. Food delivery expectations vs reality is a whole genre.